Turbo Town

Did you miss him? Yeah, don't answer that... Join Mr. Business on his quest to overcome his daddy issues by overcompensating for absolutely everything! Build the biggest town with the longest towers and most materialistic materials! Watch each building automatically consume and produce a variety of resources! The only finger you'll ever have to raise is your index finger, because exercise is a waste of time meant for the unwashed masses! Wallow in narcissism and shower yourself with boosts that come from the most golden of chests, then fill the hole in your heart by equipping them to buildings! Feel the joy of being Mr. Business' totally not imaginary subordinate, because you're the only thing keeping him from realizing he's another piece of detritus slowly spiraling around the toilet bowl of life!