The Astro Parcel Service

Deliver packages as fast as you can while surviving the hazards of space and the crippling pressure of your employer, The Astro Parcel Service.

The Astro Parcel Service has experienced major financial cutbacks and, as one of our contracted laborers, you are required to deliver packages by any means necessary, even when facing potentially deadly obstacles. Use the standardized space propulsion device we have kindly provided to supply as many deliveries as quickly as possible to meet our top four clients’ demands. If you fail you will be extermi--we mean, terminated from your current position.