Punch the Stool John

You are John. You hate stools. You need to punch the stool John. PUNCH. THE. STOOL.

John Kesillita is a wrestler with one goal in his mind: becoming the UWF (Universal Wrestling Furniture) champion. But champions are not born, they are made. That's why he trains each day punching the thing he hates the most: stools. Punch the stool John, and one day you will lift the UWF belt with your own hands!