Warped North

It was a small wonder when, after a mechanical malfunction, the transport ship moving you to an isolated research facility crashed, granting you your long-overdue freedom. But the new frigid land you've arrived in swarms with jabbering, malicious little creatures, and you can't help but sense you may have caught the attention of something sinister.

It has been a confounding few days. First your Interstellar Cruiser crashes on some backwater, monkey-inhabited planet - then they have the audacity to capture you! Next came irritating test after irritating test - "Can you feel?" "Do you have morals?" "Will you ever stop mutating researchers into undulating puddles of flesh?" It was a small wonder when, after a mechanical malfunction, the transport ship moving you to an isolated research facility crashed, granting you your long-overdue freedom. But the new frigid land you've arrived in swarms with jabbering, malicious little creatures, and you can't help but sense you may have caught the attention of something sinister. Oh well. Whoever or whatever's in your way, you'll Twist, Magnify, Inflate, Drag - and above all, Deform - your way to freedom. The North Pole shall neither stop, nor slow, your chaotic progress.