Los Disneys 2.0

The year is 2015. Steeped in national debt, the United States reluctantly allows a certain amusement park company to purchase the entire peninsula of Florida in the largest geographic acquisition since the Louisiana Purchase. Under its new president, the newly-sovereign state is renamed Los Disneys. Your job is to infiltrate this Magic Kingdom, blasting your way through animatronic pirates, holographic ghosts, tourists, security guards and even the big cheese himself in an attempt to seek and destroy the frozen head of Walt Disney. However, doing so inadvertently triggers Eisner's doomsday device... unless you can stop it.