The Carbonara Tales is a rage game and a troll platformer about a capybara with a tangerine on its head. It looks like a cozy pixel art platformer. It isn't. Blocks drop on your head, the floor slides away, two giant stone numbers 6 and 7 squash you from both sides, and the checkpoint flag can be a trap too. Each world is one level, and a clean run takes 40 to 75 seconds: a village of moles who forgot where they live, a winter forest with little yetis, a rainy city at night, a beach where crabs started a revolution, and a black-and-white noir finale. After the ending you unlock speedrun mode with online leaderboards. Tangerines from the levels buy skins for the capybara, and legendary skins restyle the whole retro handheld console you play on. No lives, no energy, no paid retries